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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

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Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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They put up a sign reading

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

No go.

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