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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No go.